Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...