Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Maggot Thatcher!
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Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
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Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Bad corporate slogans
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Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!