Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...