A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.