Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
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