Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...
Salami & the Talibuttheads
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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...