Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...