Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...