You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...