Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...