For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...