Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...