Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...