Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...