Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!