Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...