How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.