Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...