Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...