Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
The Pessimist!
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3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Marriage quotes 12
|Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep...