I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...