Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...