Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...