Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...