What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.