So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Priest Vs Rabi Confession
A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...