Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...