12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...