Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...