Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...