Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...