Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.