What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...