A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...