Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...