How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Two fools are about to go flying
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The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Quick Ones!
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Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...