Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Merry Christmas law
|Merry Christmas in Legal TermsPlease accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...