A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Spaghetti
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few...
One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...