15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...