Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...