Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Rubbit the Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....