The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
A new tax
Department of the Treasury Internal Revenue Service Washington, D.C. To: All Male Taxpayers RE:...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!