Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The Missing Toupee!
The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...