Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...