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Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Email Like Penis
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A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
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Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
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Return what is stolen
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How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.