Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
Pack your bags honey!..
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling, “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...