So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...