You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Strong Britain
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chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.