The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...