What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
He bowled long hops!
|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...