Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...