Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Speaking perfect english.
The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.