Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
Redneck’s Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog’s name is Blue. And I’m...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!